"NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!"

"Often when we guess at others' motives, we reveal only our own."

"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is its last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse. To know you're close to the end is a kind of freedom. Good time to take... inventory."

"Get over here!"

"Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain’t nothing fair."

"Do a barrel roll!"

"War. War never changes."

"Good men mean well. We just don't always end up doing well."

"I’m rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe...”Butt Stallion”?"

"Stop right there, criminal scum!"

"Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage."

"You have died of dysentery."

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

"Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!"

"There was a HOLE here. It's gone now."

"Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!"

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and asks the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer."

"Stay awhile, and listen!"

"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee."

"You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I *thought* you were my greatest enemy, when all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson - where Caroline lives in my brain."

"If our lives are already written, it would take a courageous man to change the script."

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum."

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

"Even in dark times, we cannot relinquish the things that make us human."

"Steel wins battles. Gold wins wars."

"War. War never changes. But men do, through the roads they walk."

"Space. Space. I'm in space. SPAAAAAAACE!"

"Protocol one: link to Pilot. Protocol two: uphold the mission. Protocol three: protect the Pilot."

"How many are there in you? Whose hopes and dreams do you encompass? Could you but see the eyes in your own, the minds in your mind, you would see how much we share."

"Hey! Listen!"

"It’s dangerous to go alone, take this!"

“HYAAAHHH!!”

"I miss the internet"

"What is better? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"

"Hope is what makes us strong. It is why we are here. It is what we fight with when all else is lost."

"No gods or kings. Only man."

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."

"You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here."

"We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us."

"Finish him!"

"We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."

"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people."

"Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better."

"Life is cruel. Of this I have no doubt. One can only hope that one leaves behind a lasting legacy. But so often, the legacies we leave behind...are not the ones we intended."

"You can’t break a man the way you break a dog, or a horse. The harder you beat a man, the taller he stands."

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."

"Praise the sun!"

"Who are you, that do not know your history?"

"I WILL KILL YOUR DICKS!"

"We're made up of thousands of parts with thousands of functions all working in tandem to keep us alive. Yet if only one part of our imperfect machine fails, life fails. It makes one realize how fragile, how flawed we are."

"It's a-me, Mario!"

"Bring me a bucket, and I'll show you a bucket!"

"Science isn’t about why! It’s about why not!"

"Endure and survive."

"It’s a funny thing, ambition. It can take one to sublime heights or harrowing depths. And sometimes they are one and the same."